Corn Harvest and Summer Heat: Make Corn While The Sun Shines

The temperature today down at the farm is predicted to be 105 degrees Fahrenheit (40.6 degrees Celsius).

Uncle Joe sent some pictures over this way showing the corn harvest underway.

This first picture looks like Brother Charles in the combine heading out to fight the heat and rescue the yellow-gold seeds. That blue sky overhead sure is blue and those thin wisps of cloud a far piece away. Sun in store and plenty of it, I’d say. No need to worry about the rain. It’s time to get going and cutting and separating and loading and trucking and storing before the weather changes — as it always does. To paraphrase John Heywood’s 1546 Dialogue on the English Proverb of haymaking, “When the sun shines, make corn. Which is to say, take time when time comes, lest time steal away.” If Charles isn’t thinking that, he sure is doing it. Go Charles, get that corn!

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Actually, the weather is perfect for the corn. Those “al dente” ears are basking and drying in their tropical paradise of heat. (A ripe ear of field corn has a small indentation or “dent” on the crown of each kernel – so the Italian phraseology for perfectly cooked pasta is somewhat appropriate for perfectly dried corn.) In this baking weather, it’s the people, not the corn, I worry about. When the digits triple, it’s best to rest, when you can, in the air-conditioned cab of the tractor and enjoy the view. That combine will be back to fill up the grain wagon. There will be plenty of work to do – always is; but if you can, take advantage of the cooling conveniences of modern farming. Ahh, the joys of technology . . .

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. . . are short lived. Now, the brothers are in the midst of it. That combine is off in the distance chugging across the rows with the yellow-gold seeds mounding on top. There’s the tractor rolling down the hill with the grain wagon in tow, getting re-positioned for the next transfer. Across the cleared portions of the field, you can see the shadows lengthening. It’s been a productive day. Uncle Joe says the yields have been pretty good so far, as much as 100 bushels to the acre, which is an excellent crop in Central Texas. “Only thing,” Joe says, “is a big old hog.” Apparently, that Daddy Pig could see the harvest coming, and he organized all the other wild piggies for a last-night-in-the-field party. Those feral pigs can apparently eat a lot when they put their stomachs to it. Uncle Joe was not too pleased, and though he may say, “It is what it is,” if I were those pigs, I’d stay clear of one farmer for while.

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Back at the main house, the corn field is waiting. Its turn is coming. In the sky, you can see someone is getting some relief from the heat. That’s a late afternoon thunder-boomer with its tail of rainbow crossing the Texas prairies. Not enough rain to slow the harvest, but a welcome, if brief, respite from the summer heat.

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Maybe, Uncle Joe and Charles will break early and head back. I doubt it. You know what they say: Make corn while the sun shines. Or something like that. It’s an old phrase, but it works just fine today.

Grandpa Jim

A New Month To Remember, “It Is what It Is.”

A new month has started. From July to August, we keep moving forward. Daylight is shortening here in the Northern Hemisphere. I notice the dark longer in the morning and earlier at night. Today, we’re six weeks past the summer solstice. A new window is opening on the seasons of our lives.

To show the way, I like this window from the old barn down on Uncle Joe’s farm.

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As I wandered the farmyard last month, I stopped to lean against a new roll of baled hay. Across the gravel, the maize (sorghum or milo, as it’s also called) was ripening into the distance.

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I stepped across the lane to examine closer the burnt-orange panicles of paired spikelets with the small sorghum seeds drying in the sun.

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The yesterday-news is that Uncle Joe has finished harvesting the sorghum. On the top of the hill, a few of the stalks had fallen in the winds and rain of mid-July. We had a week of rain, unusual weather for July, and it happened when the sorghum had peaked and was ready for the combine. Joe says yields will be down. Grain is left behind in the fields. Foraging animals, domestic and wild, will be happy with the fallen bounty.

As Uncle Joe says, “It is what is.”

And so it is on the farm, rain or shine, a hay-swirl of continuing activity.

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Next up is the corn. I caught these July tassels waving in the warm summer wind.

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Below the tassels, the ears were drying in their parchment shucks, the top-knot silk on each ear darkened to a stylish hairdo reflecting the smug age and growing maturity of the primping crop.

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Now, the ears are ready. Mary tells me Uncle Joe and Brother Charles started harvesting the corn this last week.

About the only things resting down there on the farm are the watermelon-colored crape myrtles or lagerstroemia blooming back at the house. MeMaw always kept some of the heat-loving crapes out front to brighten the yard.

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That’s not to say there’s no time for fun on the farm.

Here’s Uncle Joe giving rides in the big tractor with cab to the nephews and nieces. You can see the maize is still up in the background, watching the fun under the setting sun.

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Sailors say, “Red sky at night, sailors’ delight; red sky at morning, sailors’ warning.”

As the sun dipped to night, golden red hands in the evening sky lifted and glowed with a promise for the morrow’s day.

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In the field next to that old barn with its window to another day, it seemed the corn was waving goodnight and welcome at the same time.

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As I’m sure MeMaw arranged, the next days were gorgeous and bright for the relatives to gather and say their final goodbyes. The rains waited for later in the month when they were most needed for the cotton and not so for the maize, but that always the way of things down in the country.

As Uncle Joe says so well, “It is what it is.”

And, we’re glad for that.

Grandpa Jim

 

My Kingdom For A Tomato, Sweet Corn And Squash – Pictures From The Garden

All the world’s a garden, and all the vegetables are its players.

And when the tomatoes, corn and squash have ripened, there are only smiling faces.

Yesterday we got the call from relatives headed back home on the freeway. They were stalled in traffic. We lamented and told them it is often the way returning to Dallas on a Sunday evening. Then, they told us they had produce to share from MeMaw’s garden and were returning from Uncle Joe’s farm. We rushed to the computer and mapped a super-secret back-way for them to escape from DFW. They were at the house with the precious cargo in fifteen minutes.

A fresh home-grown tomato has no peer in the grocery aisle. These were “Heat Waves,” a variety that grows to 95 degrees Fahrenheit (35 degrees Celsius) in the sweltering Texas summer. And, these we did eat, sliced with a touch of salt. The luscious red apples were so sweet the salt was a convention to the style of Texas. I needed nothing more than the succulent globules. Technically speaking, the tomato is a fruit. In Iowa as a child, we sprinkled sugar, but these rounded globes had their own built-in sugar and needed no assist. Here are the ones we saved for another day.

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Next were the ears of corn, boiled in water and served with butter, salt and pepper. Uncle Joe tells me this variety is called “Kandy Korn.” It is a particularly sweet and easy-to-eat treat. For this mutant relative of field corn, the first ears of summer are the true harbinger of a successful garden. I love all produced from the back-yard rows, but when “Corn’s in the garden/All’s right with the world” (forgive me, Robert Browning), and we know the summer play and poetry has served us well and our stomachs rest at peace when the corn is on the plate and oh so good. We couldn’t eat them all, and here are the two remaining ears — which can be quickly micro-waved to recall and finish the pleasant peasant repast.

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This is Uncle Joe’s favorite squash. It is called “patty-pan,” and you can see they look like flying saucers. Joe likes his patty-pan breaded and fried, with just a tad of hot spices in the crispy coating. So be prepared, it is, as it appears, out of this world.

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Last are the plentiful yellow straightneck (to distinguish them from their relative the yellow crookneck) squash. As you may notice, some of the straight look a bit crooked. Down at the farm, they are all yellow squash. The yellow squash are excitement in the garden where they lie hidden beneath and behind all the green-vined foliage waiting for a gatherer to yell, “I found one!” Great fun is that and great eating in a variety of stewed, sliced, diced, fried and stuffed ways.

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There you have the latest news-you-can-eat from Uncle Joe at the farm. One final shot for your viewing enjoyment: Here we find a platoon of yellow squash observing a patty-pan flying low overhead. Don’t worry, he won’t get away. He may think he’s unidentified, but that flight path leads right to the kitchen.

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As they say on the farm: “Out of the saucer, and into the frying pan.”

Grandpa Jim

Sights and Sounds: Lost Pines, Crush Crash, Pteradactyl Noises and Mauna Kea!!!!

A Fabulous and Fantastic Friday,

So, I walked to the mail box yesterday, opened the door, pulled out the latest copy of Texas Highways magazine and saw the trunk of a burnt loblolly pine from the Lost Pines. It was right out of “Uncle Joe and the Lost Pines.” Then, I turned to the article on kolaches, and right there on page 20 was a picture of the interior of the Village Bakery in West, Texas, which is about 15 minutes from Uncle Joe’s farm, and on the wall behind two young boys, I could see the picture of the great train wreck spectacle that occurred in Crush, Texas on September 15, 1896, right there on the wall in the picture was the picture, exactly where I first saw that picture and first learned of the Crush Crash that is in “Mary and the Red Shoes, A Haunted Closet Story.” Wow, Wow, which is a Double Wow and a Yipp Yipp Yipp of happy excitement. In my hands, hot off the magazine presses of Texas Highways, were the settings for the most recent Uncle Joe and Mary stories. Don’t you just love stuff like this? Some might say “coincident” and I agree, and I would also say “just plain fun, too!!” Two much!!

Grandson Baby Felix is doing very well. He is home with Mom and Dad. The young man had his first visit to the pediatrician yesterday and passed with flying colors. It is reported that the babe sleeps a couple of hours at a time, stretches a lot and make sounds like a pterodactyl, which is a prehistoric soaring dinosaur. I can’t wait to hear that noise and give the little guy a hold and a hug.

Hawaii is the 50th State of the United States, having joined the Union on August 21, 1959, getting close to 53 years ago. It is the only state that is all islands, and it is located some 2,000 miles (3,200 kilometers) from the California Coast in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. Out there by themselves are hundreds of islands spread over 1,500 miles (2,400) of salt water. The eight main islands are grouped more closely — it is about 173 miles (278 kilometers) for the main airport of Kona on the Big Island of Hawai’i to the Honolulu airport on O’ahu. On the Big Island of Hawai’i sits the tallest mountain on the planet. Mount Mauna Kea is 13,796 feet (4,205 meter) above sea level, but if you measure its height from the sea floor, that mountain stands 33,500 feet (10,200 meters), which would make it taller than Mount Everest. We will be staying on the Big Island of Hawai’i not that far from Mauna Kea, so I hope to see that mountain and maybe make a report back. I’ve never been over that way so it will be an adventure. There may even be a story out there somewhere.

You never know what you may find when you look around.

Enjoy the sights and sounds,

Grandpa Jim

What Is Milo And Why Does Uncle Joe Like It?

A Terrific Thursday,

Last weekend, Uncle Joe and Brother Charles started harvesting the milo. What is milo and why do the brothers grow and harvest milo?

In the United States, milo, which is also known as grain sorghum, is primarily a food grain for livestock. Its feed value ranges from 90% to nearly equal to corn, and it is quite a tasty meal for those hungry critters.

Grain sorghum is a grass derivative similar to corn. The Vavilovian Center of Origin for grain sorghum is Ethiopia. See the article entitled, “Who is Nikolai Ivanovich Vavilov?” at https://www.unclejoestories.com/wp-admin/post.php?post=310&action=edit

Before 1940 milo was 5-7 feet tall, which made it hard to harvest, but the scientists figured out how to dwarf it to 2-4 feet with even more grain on the head. The head is called a panicle, with spikelets in pairs. Here are two pictures from last Saturday showing that spikey old sorghum head:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And, here’s looking at a field of milo near Uncle Joe’s house:

 

 

 

 

 

 

One of the reasons Uncle Joe likes and grows milo is that grain sorghum likes hot weather, which he has in Central Texas. Milo enjoys a day-time temperature of at least 90 degrees Fahrenheit (32 degrees Celsius), and those temperatures are very normal here in June and July. So, milo has a potential advantage over corn in a hot weather region such as Central Texas.

Sorghum is harvested as a standing crop using a combine. Here is a picture of Uncle Joe’s combine leaving the field loaded with milo — see the red grain piled on top (be careful, don’t get too close, it is very itchy stuff, so don’t get it on you):

 

 

 

 

 

 

You can see the standing milo on the right that still needs to be harvested.

You have to be careful harvesting because the sorghum seed is easily damaged. That is why the combine platform is operated as high as possible. After the combine does its work, most of the plant remains standing in the field, with only the heads threshed. In the picture below, the combine has just off-loaded the milo seeds into the grain truck and is turning around. Notice the height of the trimed plants in the back:

 

 

 

 

 

 

And, here is the combine heading back for another load. You can see the complicated head arrangement with all the spinning wires. I bet these help to protect the seeds from bruising during the harvesting operation:

 

 

 

 

 

 

There you have it: a day in the milo fields with Uncle Joe and Charles.

Enjoy your day and may it be productive,

Grandpa Jim

Hot Weather, An Old Song and A New Tale Tomorrow

Terrific Tuesday,

Texas is hot, as are many of the Midwestern and Southwestern U.S. states. Wichita, Kansas, Tulsa, Oklahoma and Little Rock, Arkansas were 111 degrees Fahrenheit (44 C) yesterday. Folks, that is very hot for these places, even moving into August, which is our hottest month.

Remember the mud pie song from “Mary and the Mud Pie Wedding Reception,” https://www.unclejoestories.com/mary-here-friday/773-2/, the little singer of that song is from Little Rock, Arkansas. I hope her voice is alright and she has enough water to mix up another batch of those special mud pies.  Here’s a link to the song, if you don’t remember it, Mud Pie Song.  It’s one of our favorites. I just played it for Ms. Christine Saturday afternoon in her kitchen down at the farm. It’s a sing-alonger, for sure.

I just checked and the next Uncle Joe story is queued up and anxious to get going, doing and seeing the things you’re going to see, but not until tomorrow morning.

See you tomorrow and stop back any time,

Grandpa Jim

A New Grandson At Harvest Time & A New Story In Wednesday’s Time!!

Marvelous Monday,

We have a new Grandson!!!!!!!

Baby Felix was born at 7:47 pm CST yesterday evening, July 29, 2012. Felix weighs 8 pounds and is 21 inches long. From the pictures, he is wide eyed, curious and very alert. We learned the wonderful news by phone at 9:54 pm last night and we are very excited. Mom, Dad and Baby are doing very well.

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We spent Saturday and Sunday at the farm with Ms. Christine and Uncle Joe. He and Charles are harvesting the milo or sorghum. They will begin harvesting the field corn soon. The corn is in its “dent” stage and is ready to be combined. See the article on “What Is Sweet Corn?” Grain trucks are moving everywhere on the roads and equipment is working in the fields. It is a busy time in the country.

With a new baby, it is a busy time at home too.

And, it is a busy time on the web site. Don’t forget the new Uncle Joe story is publishing Wednesday morning, August 1st, at 9 am CST.

Have a great start to a great new week and stop back tomorrow and Wednesday for more excitement and a new story — I can’t wait,

Grandpa Jim

Amazing Maize: Is the Sweet Corn Ready?

In 1931, Russian botanist Nikolai Ivanovich Vavilov proposed that maize or corn originated from a short, bushy plant called teosinte domesticated by prehistoric farmers 7,500 to 12,000 years ago in the area of southern Mexico, Guatemala, Honduras and Costa Rica. This geographic region is referred to as the South Mexican and Central American Vavilovian Center. See the Article on “Who is Nikolai Ivanovich Vavilov?” By 4,500 years ago, corn was being raised and used by the natives throughout North and South America.

In the 15th and 16th centuries, explorers and traders to the New World sailed home with precious cargoes of corn, spreading it by wagon, caravan and vessel across Europe and to the rest of the world. Today, corn is the most widely cultivated crop in the world. The United States produces 40% of the world’s harvest, followed by China, Brazil, Mexico, Indonesia, India, France, Argentina, South Africa and the Ukraine. My home state of Iowa produces the most corn in the U.S. I grew up with the childhood sing-song “knee-high by the Fourth of July” to mean a good crop was on the way. I remember a recent trip on a sunny fall day with the dust of the harvesters signaling across the rolling hills and the corn glittering like gold in the distant grain wagons. It is an image I will never forget.

Where I grew up, most corn was referred to as “field corn,” to distinguish it from “sweet corn.” Field corn is allowed to stand in the fields until the stalks are brown and the kernels on the ears are dry and mature, the dent stage, because the dried kernels are dented inward from the shriveling of water loss. Field corn has many uses. The corn itself and bales and fodders made from the stalks, cobs and leaves are fed directly to animals. Corn kernels are processed by smashing, bashing, squeezing, heating and mixing into many varieties of foods for human consumption, oils for cooking, medicines for treating and organic chemicals for manufacturing plastics, fabrics, adhesives and other items you use and view every day. Approximately 40% of the world corn crop is converted to corn ethanol, a biofuel, to run our cars and power our engines.

My hat is off to all these practical and beneficial uses of field corn, but in my view and I suspect the view of many, the pièce de résistance of the corn world is sweet corn. Sweet corn is a spontaneous mutation of field corn. It is shorter than its field-hardy cousin, but it is oh so sweet and oh so good. Plucked from a pot of boiling water and skewered on each end with those little metal prongs shaped like tiny plastic ears of corn, the kernel-rich ear is slathered with butter, sprinkled vigorously with salt and pepper and munched down the rows of sweet delight like a human typewriter hitting the return and bouncing back for more. Sweet corn is my favorite mutant vegetable. It is said the Iroquois Indians of North America offered the first sweet corn, called Papoon, to European settlers in 1779. The world has not been the same since.

While field corn is viewed as a grain, sweet corn is prepared and eaten as a vegetable. Sweet corn is picked when immature in its milk stage. It stores poorly and must be eaten fresh, canned or frozen, before the kernels become tough and starchy. So, eat it fresh from the garden if you can.

An interesting fact about that ear of corn you are holding. The individual ear always has an even number of rows of kernels. So, if you can restrain yourself for a moment, count the rows and see if this is true.

I just called Uncle Joe and he said the sweet corn is about a week away from being ready. The anticipation is mounting. If possible, I plan to be there on the first day, as a scientific experiment, of course, to count the rows — if I can wait that long.

I wish you well on your sweet corn search,

Grandpa Jim

Birthdays Past and Sisters Soon — Stay Tuned!!!!!!!

An exciting Monday to you all.

On Saturday, Ms. Christine’s 82nd Birthday Bash went off wonderfully.  The food and company were outstanding, as they always are at family gatherings.  Uncle Joe and brothers Charles and John fried the fish, hush puppies, french fries and jalapeno poppers.  Everyone brought something.  The sides (that I remember and I am sure there were more) were potato salad, coleslaw, cooked carrots, spinach and artichoke casserole, fresh-make bread and three different types of home-made pickles (all canned in the last month).  For dessert, the guest of honor had her choice of cakes and cherry foo-foo salad (one of my favorites).  I could not move and had to sit around and chat and drink sweet tea for at least two hours to recover, as did all the party.

A special treat was a pop-in visit from Ms. Christine’s 76-year old nephew, Frankie.  He regaled the birthday girl and everyone else with tales.  I particularly liked the one of a young 6-year old Christine rocking her active nephew back and forth in an old red wagon to entice him to sleep.  I don’t think Frankie has slowed down since, and I think he has fond memories of that wagon.

Another special treat is on your way.  The first “Mary” story will be published this Friday, June 15th.  “Uncle Joe and the Haunted House” will stay on the front page until his sister and her sisters make their debut.  Put it on your calendar.  It’s not often you get to meet seven sisters at one time.

Dont’ race, keep the pace, the week has started,

Grandpa Jim

“Uncle Joe and the Haunted House” — Revised and Re-Energized!

Good Morning and Good Weekend.

Mary and I are just about to leave for the country for MeMaw’s 82nd Birthday Party.  Uncle Joe will be supervising the Fish Fry.  More about that in a future Blog. Stay tuned.

Thank you for all your comments and suggestions to the first Uncle Joe story.

“Uncle Joe and the Haunted House” has been reformatted, revised and re-energized!  Take a look and enjoy a read.  You are the first to see Joe’s new look.

Have a fantabulous weekend and talk with you all on Monday.

Grandpa Jim

gpajim@unclejoestories.com